Strewth! Get ready 4 the Ride of your life!! Introducing a new development in water based yew beauty Cosmic frequency machines with our prototype Vibroacoustic Waterbed! Powered by 6 tuff transducers to pump and vibrate whatever you wish into the waterbed. Eg, music, vibroacoustic programs, any chosen frequency, which can help access brainwaves like Alpha, theta, delta and gamma ect. (Potentially)
Mate! & lovely ladies, do u ever fell like your soul or Ego is in need of a good ol miracle cellular cleanz / reset? Well this is the ticket, beyond words
Do you feel like you’re carrying around more baggage than a backpacker on a Contiki tour? Well, let your worries go down the dunny, I’ve found the bee’s knees of relaxation and stimulation hello!!! – A1 vibroacoustic waterbed!
Now, I know what you’re thinkin’ A
waterbed? That’s your Nana’s dusty old thing from the 70s, retro right? Wrong! This ain’t your grandma’s old potential smelly flotation device.
This bad boy is like a sensory deprivation tank crossed with a 🎸🔥 rock concert, or symphony✨ 🎷 depending upon your choice of wave frequency source Track. Good morning sunshine to subtlety shaking your being into another level of existence! Relaxation and rejuvenation into bliss town, true somatic sensation.
Nikola Tesla believed that the secrets of the universe could be found by thinking about energy, frequency, and vibration.
How Does This Shebang Work?
Imagine yourself floating on a cloud like dream machine, hands and body in an appropriate mudra, feeling like your floating on a majestic lake, Bees r buzzing birds r chirping while your singing your favourite song or expanding into bliss with a spiritual awakening. Chanting mantras, khechari mudra if you want to explore the Tantric path. That’s the neotantric imagery waterbed part. Now, picture that lake has 6 underwater Subwoofer speakers, pumpin’ out vibrations that tantalise your insides like a guitar strumming smooth soothing sounds. Feeling like you are the guitar. That’s the vibroacoustic bit. So see, sound waves ain’t just for your ears. They can travel through your whole body, as our body is 50% in elderly and upto 78% in a baby upto 1 years old.Dr emoto, Hidden messages in water, is interesting and worthwhile investigating…
We will triple bless your rig if u like.
Scenario 2
Say you are out desert and hear a dream like didgeridoo downloading deep ancient wisdom. With a simular recorded track you can play this through the body via bed via vibrations via Vibratron (what do u reckon, name 4 this?) Setup on your verandah, bedroom, what the heck if your wild enough like me you want one hanging with suspension in a tree with ocean views… 🌊🌱
(Guy’s offering to custom design a vibroacoustic waterbed or massage table or even a chair 4 u, (we can attach this to anything really) also built a 7 storey tree house temple out of local and recycled materials a few years ago.
Apparently playing the didgeridoo helps access Gamma brain waves and trance states. The indigenous beliefs to my understanding is this connects you to the dream time.
Fun fact Olav Skille, the mastermind of Vibroacoustic Therapy (VAT), emphasized the significance of the 40 Hz frequency due to its profound impact on the human body and mind. Which also assists in accessing gamma brain waves.
What Tha!!! Really how’s this possible?
Vibroacoustic Therapy
Vibroacoustic therapy’s all about using low-frequency sound vibrations to get the body buzzing. 🐝 These vibes hit up the nerve endings along your spine, your brainstem, and right through your limbs, giving your nervous system a good ol’ stir. The result? Your body shifts into relaxation mode – think of it as hitting the reset button for stress.
As a bonus, it triggers a flood of feel-good chemicals like dopamine (the “good vibes” hormone), serotonin (which helps keep you chill), and oxytocin (the “love hormone,” which is a total bonus when it comes to stress-busting). This trio works together to lift your mood, calm your mind, and leave you feeling a lot more grounded and at ease.
On top of that, the therapy gets the blood flowing by kicking off vasodilation – that’s just a fancy way of saying your blood vessels widen, helping oxygen and nutrients zip through your body. And don’t forget your lymphatic system, which gets a helping hand in flushing out toxins and giving your immune system a bit of a leg-up. All in all, it’s a cracker of a way to boost your body’s natural healing and keep things ticking along nicely.
Philosophical side of VAT
As some spiritual guru’s have said, let go and let it flow. From head to heart, exploring experience of sensations rather than ego. Feeling the freedom, of peace mind and passion of sensations.
Ultimately unity consciousness, Samadhi
Pineal gland awakening
But when those vibrations meet your muscles, O my God “Aaaah, finally! Time to chill out Like a Brussels sprout. Your stress melts away like an ice cream living the Aussie dream! Worries drifting off like a rogue beach umbrella..
You beaut Bonza Benefits, (imagine this in the back of ya ute;)
This ain’t just about feeling good, though. This vibroacoustic waterbed is like a Swiss Army knife for your well-being.
- Stress Buster: Like a cold shower on a hot day, it washes away stress and tension. Say goodbye to those knots in your shoulders that feel like you’ve been wrestling with saltwater crocs!
- Pain Relief: Got aches and pains? These vibrations can soothe muscles and joints better than a massage from a champion shearer from Ulladulla.
- Sleep Sanctuary: Struggling to catch some Zzz? This waterbed will rock your socks off and to sleep faster than a koala in a eucalyptus tree, you believe me. You’ll be snoozing like a baby in no time., like a nursery rhyme.
- Mind Expansion: Studies show these vibrations can even help you reach a deeper state of consciousness. It’s like a shortcut to enlightenment, without all the meditation. You might even have a chinwag with your spirit guide, higher self, inner child or even ya totem animal – who knows? Depending upon how deep you go, and your intentions.
- You might get lucky, Now, let’s be real. Lying on a vibroacoustic waterbed can be a bit of a sensual experience. It’s like your whole body is getting a full body massage with thousands of little vibrations tingling all over in sacred geometry patterns. And when you combine that with the deep relaxation and the potential for mind/body expansion… a good opportunity to connect with your inner child.
- For some a Seriously SPIRITUAL and deeply profound experience. It’s a chance to reconnect with your body, mind, and soul. It’s like hitting the reset button on your whole being. Never know you might come out feeling refreshed, rejuvenated with a new lease of life, or not. About 96% who have tried it, love it!
Where Can You Find This Magical Contraption?
My mate knows a genie, so…
What would you wish for?
Different versions of vibroacoustic waterbeds are popping up around the world, in spas, wellness centres, and even some fancy hotels. So, do yourself a favour and give it a go. You might just discover your new favourite way to get your groove on, both physically and spiritually.
Just remember, when you’re ridin’ the cosmic wave, not just relaxing – you’re levelling up your whole existence. It’s like gettin’ a cosmic hug from the universe itself. This has the potential to radical change your lifestyle and help move towards living with grace n ease, healthier and happier!!!
Now, go forth and spread your words of wisdom with a smiling heart, may all beings find peace & good vibes!!
Some Guy made this, backed by 3d product design degree. And offering to create your dream waterbed that vibrates. Or installation on a pre-existing bed, chair or massage table. Plus help understand the best tracks and frequencies to work with.
For more intimate information about the design, development and benefits of this Contraption click here Vibroacoustic Therapy
Create your dream bed, one of the potential designs
Ps. Feel free to share with anyone who is kind and compassionate n likes a laugh 😀
Research references
Effects of vibration therapy on muscle soreness and athletic performance in wheelchair basketball players
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1360859224003139
Analysis of EEG signals using deep learning to highlight effects of vibration-based therapy on brain
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1746809423000381
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